As promised- a brief rundown of last weekend’s events

Friday: 10-2 Drinking at bars in Uptown/Greenville
2:30AM- Bedtime

Saturday:  7:30- get out of bed
7:45 first beer and bloody mary
8:40 cab picks us up
10:00 finally get into Fair Park gates- damn traffic- but we brought some spice
for the car ride
10-11 pound beers
11-2:30 lots of cussing and drinking, mostly cussing
2:30-3:30 David sulks and does nothing but piss and drink- not talking
3:30-5:30 walk around the fair, eat corn dogs, fried cheesecake, and most
importantly- beer
5:30- take yellow Pace picante cowbay hat from sooner- leave fair- buy more
beer- 32 oz miller high life
6-8- wrestle with roommate’s little brother who goes to ou
8-9 go get Pei Wei with Syd- still wearing yellow cowboy hat
10- Annie’s friend Roxanne comes over
11-11:30 drive around and try to find the bar where our friends are at- can’t
find it
1- hook up with Roxanne- then she goes home
2- spend lots of time calling/text messaging girls
2:30- wake up the girl sleeping on my couch and tell her she needs to sleep in
my bed
Sunday
9- wake up next to the girl who i barely know-we didn’t hook up- but we had some
good pillow talk in the morning
she goes to OU- she’s 19


DIRRRRTTTYYY!!!!!